Even though I look at the day in which the regime of Saddam Hussien was toppled as one of the greaetest days in the life of Iraqis, I found this Q and A a delight to read...
Q Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq ?
> A Because they had weapons of mass destruction.
>
> Q But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
> A That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
>
> Q And that's why we invaded Iraq ?
> A Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
>
> Q But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of
> mass destruction, did we?
> A That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry,
> we'll find something, probably right before the 2008 election.
>
> Q Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
> A To use them in a war, silly.
>
> Q I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned
> to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons
> when we went to war with them?
> A Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those
> weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend
> themselves.
>
> Q That doesn't make sense. Why would they choose to die if they
> had all those big weapons with which they could have fought
> back?
> A It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.
>
> Q I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those
> weapons our government said they did.
> A Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those
> weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.
>
> Q And what was that?
> A Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam
> Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to
> invade another country.
>
> Q Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade
> his country?
> A Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.
>
> Q Kind of like what they do in China ?
> A Don't go comparing China to Iraq . China is a good economic
> competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in
> sweatshops and help make US corporations richer.
>
> Q So if a country lets its people are exploited for American
> corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country
> tortures people?
> A Right.
>
> Q Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
> A For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government.
> People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison
> and tortured.
>
> Q Isn't that exactly what happens in China ?
> A I told you, China is different.
>
> Q What's the difference between China and Iraq ?
> A Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while
> China is Communist.
>
> Q Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?
> A No, just Cuban Communists are bad.
>
> Q How are the Cuban Communists bad?
> A Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in
> Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.
>
> Q Like in Iraq ?
> A Exactly.
>
> Q And like in China , too?
> A I told you, China 's a good economic competitor. Cuba , on the
> other hand, is not.
>
> Q How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?
> A Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, the US government
> passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or
> do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and
> started being capitalists like us.
>
> Q But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba ,
> and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the
> Cubans become capitalists?
> A Don't be smart.
>
> Q I didn't think I was being one.
> A Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.
>
> Q Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?
> A I told you, stop saying bad things about China . Anyway, Saddam
> Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really
> a legitimate leader anyway.
>
> Q What's a military coup?
> A That's when a military general takes over the government of a
> country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in
> the United States.
>
> Q Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?
> A You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but
> Pakistan is our friend.
>
> Q Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?
> A I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.
>
> Q Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by
> forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an
> illegitimate leader?
> A Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he
> helped us invade Afghanistan .
>
> Q Why did we invade Afghanistan ?
> A Because of what they did to us on September 11th.
>
> Q What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?
> A Well, on September 11th, nineteen men - fifteen of them Saudi
> Arabians - hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into
> buildings, killing over 3,000 Americans.
>
> Q So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?
> A Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the
> oppressive rule of the Taliban.
>
> Q Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off
> people's heads and hands?
> A Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off
> people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.
>
> Q Didn't the Bush administration give the Taliban 43 million
> dollars back in May of 2001?
> A Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good
> job fighting drugs.
>
> Q Fighting drugs?
> A Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from
> growing opium poppies.
>
> Q How did they do such a good job?
> A Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the
> Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.
>
> Q So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for
> growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads
> and hands off for other reasons?
> A Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off
> people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut
> off people's hands for stealing bread.
>
> Q Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi
> Arabia ?
> A That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical
> patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas
> whenever they were in public, with death by stoning as the
> penalty for women who did not comply.
>
> Q Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public, too?
> A No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body
> covering.
>
> Q What's the difference?
> A The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a
> modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body
> except for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is
> an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a
> woman's body except for her eyes and fingers.
>
> Q It sounds like the same thing with a different name.
> A Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The
> Saudis are our friends.
>
> Q But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th
> were from Saudi Arabia .
> A Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.
>
> Q Who trained them?
> A A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.
>
> Q Was he from Afghanistan ?
> A Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a
> very bad man.
>
> Q I seem to recall he was our friend once.
> A Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet
> invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.
>
> Q Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald
> Reagan talked about?
> A There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or
> thereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us.
> We call them Russians now.
>
> Q So the Soviets - I mean, the Russians - are now our friends?
> A Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years
> after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to
> support our invasion of Iraq , so we're mad at them now. We're
> also mad at the French and the Germans because they didn't help
> us invade Iraq either.
>
> Q So the French and Germans are evil, too?
> A Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename
> French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.
>
> Q Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do
> what we want them to do?
> A No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade.
>
> Q But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s?
> A Well, yeah. For a while.
>
> Q Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?
> A Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran , which made
> him our friend, temporarily.
>
> Q Why did that make him our friend?
> A Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.
>
> Q Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?
> A Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we
> looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.
>
> Q So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically
> becomes our friend?
> A Most of the time, yes.
>
> Q And anyone who fights against one of our friends is
> automatically an enemy?
> A Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations
> can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all
> the better.
>
> Q Why?
> A Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good
> for America Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who
> opposes war is a godless un-American Communist. Do you
> understand now why we attacked Iraq?
>
> Q I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right?
> A Yes.
>
> Q But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq ?
> A Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and
> tells him what to do.
>
> Q So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq
> because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?
> A Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your
> eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.
>
>
> Good night, dad....!